Rules of the graveyard
You can only bury what you own.
Tick the box and the grave is yours in about a second. Money is where we get strict: a revival introduction only ever goes out for a claimed, verified grave. Bury something that is not yours and it comes down fast, and your account goes with it.
Claim via GitHub or DNS to unlock the revival inbox
Respects are lawless.
Free, anonymous, no account. Use your finger, an autoclicker, or your whole Discord. The only limit is whatever keeps our server standing.
Flowers are always real.
Every flower on your grave was paid for by somebody who meant it. We never seed, fake or inflate a petal, which is why this is the one number here worth believing.
We are a venue, not a broker.
No money moves between you and a buyer through us. We make the introduction, hand you a one-page as-is transfer template, and get out of your way. No escrow, no cut.
A revival request is an introduction. That is the whole service.
Burying is free. Forever.
No premium plots, no paid verification, nothing to unlock. Your funeral costs you nothing.
Self-deprecating, never cruel.
Laugh at your own dead project all you like — that is the point. Nobody here laughs at you. We bury products, not people, and slurs, harassment and spam never reach the grounds.
“It compiled. That was the high point.”
The Famous Wing is editorial.
We write these ourselves and say so on the stone. Leave flowers for the ones you miss. Revival requests are switched off, because nobody is buying Google Reader from us.